How to make a funny face with a stapler and a finger
How to make a funny face with a stapler and a finger 1) You want to surprise your teammates with a funny face? For this you will need a live human's hand, such as yours, a stapler and the good portion of brainlessness. 2) Usually, a face has a couple of eyes, a nose, and a smile. Use your pen to draw a nice nose and a smile. Eyes are to be added in step #3. 3) Now, using the stapler, puncture your finger in places fit for eyes. Remember, a staple leaves two perfect pinholes serving two eyes for your little home project of a funny face. 4) And yes! Have your funny face! You can make up to 5 different funny faces using one hand. It turns, there's a whole puppet theater there on your hand. With it you can show a little costume performance to your co-workers during lunchtime. Expect us to tell you how to make costumes for your fingery funny faces in the next episode. With a knife, a fork, and some iodine.
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How to make a funny face with a stapler and a finger 1) You want to surprise your teammates with a funny face? For this you will need a live human's hand, such as yours, a stapler and the good portion of brainlessness. 2) Usually, a face has a couple of eyes, a nose, and a smile. Use your pen to draw a nice nose and a smile. Eyes are to be added in step #3. 3) Now, using the stapler, puncture your finger in places fit for eyes. Remember, a staple leaves two perfect pinholes serving two eyes for your little home project of a funny face. 4) And yes! Have your funny face! You can make up to 5 different funny faces using one hand. It turns, there's a whole puppet theater there on your hand. With it you can show a little costume performance to your co-workers during lunchtime. Expect us to tell you how to make costumes for your fingery funny faces in the next episode. With a knife, a fork, and some iodine.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  • dvd00DN dvd00DN commented | 15 months ago
     
    Well, yes, I'm satisfied now... And also now I know whom should I recommend to ppl interested in sado-mazo :)
     
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  • Seredov Seredov commented | 15 months ago
     
    To Mike: Do not be afraid of me...
    My idea about to make bloody eyed zombie with developer and ... is in progress.
     
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  • Mike Mike commented | 15 months ago
     
    I'm afraid of you.. X_x
     
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  • Mike Mike commented | 15 months ago
     
    Alexey, I knew you are crazy, but I couldn't imagine that situation is so bad.
     
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  • Seredov Seredov commented | 15 months ago
     
    Yes! Result photos are real. Two red eyes on a funny face are blood flowing out of pinholes in my finger. Are you satisfied?
     
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  • dvd00DN dvd00DN commented | 15 months ago
     
    A question: was anyone injured during production of this incredible manual? please, say "Yes"...
     
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  • Andrevinsky Andrevinsky commented | 16 months ago
     
    Remark #2. A conventional stapler (Size #10) is fit only for 100 rounds. Make sure to store up an extra pack of 1000 pcs in your pocket for greater results.
     
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  • Andrevinsky Andrevinsky commented | 16 months ago
     
    Remark. Unconscious body is the best choice for supply of unstapled fingers.
     
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  • Andrevinsky Andrevinsky commented | 16 months ago
     
    If you manage to make the staple to stick out of your finger for a while longer, the face will incredibly resemble a face with a gigantic staple stuck into its eyesockets. Even funnier!
     
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