How to make a funny face with a stapler and a finger 1) You want to surprise your teammates with a funny face? For this you will need a live human's hand, such as yours, a stapler and the good portion of brainlessness. 2) Usually, a face has a couple of eyes, a nose, and a smile. Use your pen to draw a nice nose and a smile. Eyes are to be added in step #3. 3) Now, using the stapler, puncture your finger in places fit for eyes. Remember, a staple leaves two perfect pinholes serving two eyes for your little home project of a funny face. 4) And yes! Have your funny face! You can make up to 5 different funny faces using one hand. It turns, there's a whole puppet theater there on your hand. With it you can show a little costume performance to your co-workers during lunchtime. Expect us to tell you how to make costumes for your fingery funny faces in the next episode. With a knife, a fork, and some iodine.